The Reason I Go To Bed

I have to be honest, If the reason I get up in the morning is to drink coffee, the reason I go to bed at night is my electric blanket. (During winter months) Its like climbing into the dryer, only more flat and less spinning. We did have a falling out once, when I was in 5th grade my bed caught on fire at 4 AM on New Years. It was not really that much fun, I got really sick from breathing all that smoke, missed 2 weeks of school. Insurance paid for a new bed and electric blanket! If I must sleep, this is much more comfortable than the dryer.