Tuesday, February 20, 2007

My love hate relationship with NPR


Dear NPR
You Bitch! You seduced me. I've hated you for all these years, ever since you awakened me in the predawn hours before attending middle school. I wanted nothing more than 10 more minutes of sleep in silence. You were there informing me of things I really didn't care about in places I'd never heard of. You were the sound I heard every morning, and I hated you. Now you are the sound I hear every morning............by choice. Intellectual stimulation is my vice. I no longer want to hear cheap radio DJ's with thier morning drudge. I have been seduced by your cleverly written stories of this american life. I still reserve the right to ignore you anytime there is an election near, but I guess for now you can stay.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I remember those days, the sound of NPR brings me back, sad to say I still can't listen long......

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dane said,,,,

My love hate relationship with NPR occurs during their fundraising drive. I get so irritated with them telling me they need to hear from me, or calling out random cities like they have actually been there. "We need to hear from you this morning Maxwell"

10:32 PM  

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